Top Twenty Things Actually Said During Spring Clean-Up
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20. "Hey, save a couple of those [beers] for me." "You just wait, I'll bring them by your room" (By a guy to a straight guy). (Once out of earshot) "Yes, that was a come-on." "Thanks for clarifying that, Rohny."
19. "I'm doing Medium Al Powers, what are you doing?" "I'm doing Long Al Powers, what are you doing?" (Smirks) "I am Al Powers, and I'm night-sitting."
18. Hold up, I need to get my pouch of coins. (Aside:) Methinks this is not worth its weight in gold.
17. In response to "Please list any experience with children:" "I have a nine-year old sister."
16. Today I Feel: Cautious.
15. "The Dude rule: If you have to say "dude" in your sentence to defend your arrangement of furniture, it's not good.
14. Quick mnemonic for using your middle finger, think of this as "F*ck you, Clayton, for making me do this.
13. "He clocks hours by tenths--he's hardcore." "No, he's insane."
12. I want to see one of the 50th reunion people slip on the over-polished wood floors and fall.
11. We should put pillboxes in all of their rooms. The COOP should sponsor them.
10. Hey, look at the minority crowd from the class of 1953--all one of him.
9. They're so old, I bet they can't read.
8. The walls speak to me as I spot-wash them. (Followed immediately by:) I am the Lorax, I speak for the trees.
7. Clayton looks like Billy Corgan, just not drugged up enough--pass the O-Glow.
6. You think we can get him to sing Bullets with Butterfly Wings?
5. That Putty Knife is ACHING to be forgotten.
4. (Caught in the act) I'm living with my proctor.
3. (In a raspier voice than either DMX or Ja Rule) Hey. Pleased to meet you.
2. I'm moist and tepid.
1. Well F*ck me Sideways!
Shout outs to Hot Lunch, Yin-Yang and an Honorable Mention to Chili Con Carne--we'll always remember you. And Houdini, where are you?
"George I would have to say is a typically Harvardian overachiever with an unnecessary interest in all things MUN-related who is particularly competent and extremely amusing in the way he attempts to mask these things with shaggy or bleached hair and a faux slacker appearance." Oh Lisa, if you only knew. Jon, you know, but you maintain this is true. I'm amused.
Beware of men getting road-head from crack-whores. They apparently run red-lights.
My favorite, recent saying: "I'm out like the Red Sox in the pennant race."
I've seen the price of pizza rise overnight. Two Sicilian slices at Noch's (Pinocchio's) cost $3.95 yesterday. Today, they cost $4.25.
I have to write up my abstract for my thesis advisor for tomorrow. I guess I'll do that. G'night
More or Less
20. "Hey, save a couple of those [beers] for me." "You just wait, I'll bring them by your room" (By a guy to a straight guy). (Once out of earshot) "Yes, that was a come-on." "Thanks for clarifying that, Rohny."
19. "I'm doing Medium Al Powers, what are you doing?" "I'm doing Long Al Powers, what are you doing?" (Smirks) "I am Al Powers, and I'm night-sitting."
18. Hold up, I need to get my pouch of coins. (Aside:) Methinks this is not worth its weight in gold.
17. In response to "Please list any experience with children:" "I have a nine-year old sister."
16. Today I Feel: Cautious.
15. "The Dude rule: If you have to say "dude" in your sentence to defend your arrangement of furniture, it's not good.
14. Quick mnemonic for using your middle finger, think of this as "F*ck you, Clayton, for making me do this.
13. "He clocks hours by tenths--he's hardcore." "No, he's insane."
12. I want to see one of the 50th reunion people slip on the over-polished wood floors and fall.
11. We should put pillboxes in all of their rooms. The COOP should sponsor them.
10. Hey, look at the minority crowd from the class of 1953--all one of him.
9. They're so old, I bet they can't read.
8. The walls speak to me as I spot-wash them. (Followed immediately by:) I am the Lorax, I speak for the trees.
7. Clayton looks like Billy Corgan, just not drugged up enough--pass the O-Glow.
6. You think we can get him to sing Bullets with Butterfly Wings?
5. That Putty Knife is ACHING to be forgotten.
4. (Caught in the act) I'm living with my proctor.
3. (In a raspier voice than either DMX or Ja Rule) Hey. Pleased to meet you.
2. I'm moist and tepid.
1. Well F*ck me Sideways!
Shout outs to Hot Lunch, Yin-Yang and an Honorable Mention to Chili Con Carne--we'll always remember you. And Houdini, where are you?
"George I would have to say is a typically Harvardian overachiever with an unnecessary interest in all things MUN-related who is particularly competent and extremely amusing in the way he attempts to mask these things with shaggy or bleached hair and a faux slacker appearance." Oh Lisa, if you only knew. Jon, you know, but you maintain this is true. I'm amused.
Beware of men getting road-head from crack-whores. They apparently run red-lights.
My favorite, recent saying: "I'm out like the Red Sox in the pennant race."
I've seen the price of pizza rise overnight. Two Sicilian slices at Noch's (Pinocchio's) cost $3.95 yesterday. Today, they cost $4.25.
I have to write up my abstract for my thesis advisor for tomorrow. I guess I'll do that. G'night
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