Oh, man....Fantastic birthday parties.

I watched Gayed take a jello shot out of a girl's mouth and watched white pants for a couple of hours. With her and the goddess, my night was set--and the fact that a bartender made a Lynchberg Lemonade without asking what was in it and made it right. I tipped him triple.

Candela is a nice place too. It gets my seal of approval--particularly for the attractive clientelle. I will see my brothers in the morning--between sunday hangovers and 4thofjulyweekendbbqs. And the rest of you--live the summer...rock on, rock out, drive safely or not at all, and dance the nights into oblivion.

Oblivion's a beautiful place. It's where the River Lethe ends and sweet memories begin.

And you know what I think about memories...